Laganja Estranja Emojipasta


Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighters up 🔥🔥🔥! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent, I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🤠🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this 💅💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes, 👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies, 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭 OKAY😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀.
I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all, I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OK! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴. So y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🏜️☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vagina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRR💅💃!